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CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Dagger323

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am, #252663
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm, #241928
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am, #225229
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm, #224543
And Clint checks his lawn for "d*** Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am, #224527
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am, #224525
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am, #224505
Nice x 5.


NICE TRY - You thought you could escape from the kitchen didn't you?


TAGS: sammiches not being made wtf
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Togekiss

blesic - September 20, 2014, 12:06 pm, #256776
Very funny.
maoworks2 - November 28, 2011, 10:07 am, #226225
Get THE Chain For The Bed


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am, #224810
that's a must-have!


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Dance breaks YOU!


TAGS: holy crap not another internet meme
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - May 15, 2010, 1:06 pm, #176082
If you can't do a "Soviet Russia" poster to this quality, please don't try.
Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:04 am, #136949
Perfect reversal
LogicDude - July 20, 2009, 8:44 am, #97379
I've tried to get away from overused memes but this one just screamed out "Da!"...
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:15 pm, #96988
GTFO! You managed to make an "in soviet russia" poster that kills! LD... what can I say? Excellent!!!
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:07 pm, #96984
5 Poodler LD
Woody - July 18, 2009, 3:43 pm, #96920
Ok.... you got me, why in the hell are you putting this **** on here??


THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MustyK

cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm, #233827
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm, #233383

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am, #233379

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am, #233373
better give 5L or else...


REDNECK MURDERS - Usually go unsolved because 1. There are no dental records 2. All the DNA matches


TAGS: redneck no teeth matching dna
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

nicholsjoshua15 - May 1, 2013, 9:31 pm, #245468
Rednecks? These look like Walkers.
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 1:54 am, #241766
Are you be saying that I'm am using improper english? Eh, I never really had very good grammar, I'll admit. But I don't see the fault in this one. Please elaborate RD.
Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:26 am, #241762
Funny, work on sentence structure


MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little


TAGS: another inspirational story
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm, #167837
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm, #157290
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the ph**o!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm, #157240

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #157230
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm, #157224
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+


THE EIGHTIES - I miss you, 80s!


TAGS: nostalgia humor 80s
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:09 am, #225077
Regan drinking a martini with Cobra Commander? Almost as cool as Freakazoid high-fiving Jesus on an escalator. (Not here, just in general...)
rudeboy308 - June 10, 2011, 6:29 pm, #219842
Great pic, but I'd also like to see in it Billy Idol, A-Team, Sgt. Slaughter, and the Ford Eliminator from ZZ Top.
lolman - September 15, 2009, 7:22 pm, #118113
5 stars... this pic brings back alot of memories.. i was born in 77 so these characters are pretty much my entire childhood.. not many things have left such an impact in time.
Hypercat-Z - July 28, 2009, 11:20 am, #101289
I was there!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 10, 2009, 2:59 am, #79167
You had to be there. In the 80s, Back to the Future and Ghostbusters were cutting edge movies with amazing special effects. The Cure were still awesome, and you could see like a dozen hardcore bands for about two dollars. Beer was cheaper, too. :)
RushReference - May 9, 2009, 2:24 am, #78960
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!
HtD - March 17, 2009, 11:06 pm, #66384
The 80's seems like a "you had to be there" decade because it sounds just awful to me.
Lloyd - January 2, 2009, 6:16 am, #48454
The Black one, yeah.
spitfire111 - January 2, 2009, 3:28 am, #48423
WTF!!! you miss Micheal Jackson.....
No moar 80's - December 24, 2008, 8:27 pm, #46500
80's MUSIC SUCKED
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:10 am, #36517
But let's not forget the more obscure cartoons...like Bravestar and Jem...not to mention the Silver Hawks and He-Man's only slightly less known twin sister, She-Ra
Weapon X - November 15, 2008, 7:05 am, #36516
Um..I know I'm a little late on this one...but it's the snorks, not snorkels, Pac-Man, and if you're referring to the guy in the white outfit...that's The Dukes of Hazard...
dgbt - October 28, 2008, 10:13 am, #31064
this is awesome. but wheres jason and freddy?
wann1e - September 30, 2008, 4:55 pm, #24600
fuken SAVED!
Warp Kez - September 14, 2008, 9:40 pm, #21066
Transformers, Knight Rider, Rambo, PackMac, tron, Dallas, Ghostbusters, Mario, Indiana Jones, Mr T, He-man, Michael Jackson, ET, Hulk Hogan, Ronald Regan(?), TMNT, The Snorkels, Smurfs, Max Headroom(?)
Kung-Fu Devil - September 3, 2008, 9:58 pm, #18805
You'd look scared too if you were going to have to go to bed with him.
Agamemnon218 - September 1, 2008, 4:36 pm, #18161
I just like how the Care Bear next to Michael Jackson looks completely terrified!
jimbo - August 26, 2008, 7:28 am, #16786
The best cartoons ever made came outta the eighties.
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:38 am, #16783
OMG! and i have been trying to suppress all memories of it. The only "good" thing in the 80s was Susanna Hoffs and Rosanne Arquette
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:46 am, #16761
you and me both man :(


ONE MORE THEORY -


TAGS: theory ark noah flood
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

dancin - July 13, 2013, 1:40 pm, #247706
first guided missile destroyer!!
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:45 pm, #164770
Very funny....
dumnut - October 29, 2009, 3:12 am, #131733
lol hillarious
Sean - September 25, 2009, 7:28 pm, #121726
So there were dragons on the ark ... huge a** dragons ... t-rex dragons, brontosaurus dragons, pterydactyl dragons, etc. (x 1000) ... problem solved ... oh, and they were all babies at the time.
Darverses - September 25, 2009, 6:35 pm, #121720
People use dto call dinosaurs dragons... you know the word "dinosaur" wasn't even invented until the 1800's.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 3:59 pm, #86256
Yeah Kablamo, because every other picture on the internet was originally taken or drawn by the poster.
Kablamo - June 11, 2009, 10:51 pm, #86128
It's funny, but nice job stealing it from the comics page of the newspaper.
lol - April 3, 2009, 2:48 am, #70006
Whoever originally made that cartoon, GENIUS!!!
Grammar Nazi - April 1, 2009, 5:22 pm, #69616
nessie?
yon - April 1, 2009, 11:49 am, #69515
only nessie survived
Sean - January 24, 2009, 9:13 pm, #54234
here I thought that an asteroid wipe out the ark carrying the dinosaurs. thanks Ron. very educamationall.
Arrogant Knight - January 23, 2009, 1:06 am, #53914
You have a gift, Ron...
Porcelina - January 22, 2009, 10:59 pm, #53889
Did you design this cartoon?
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:46 pm, #53855
Thank you sir. That's quite a compliment coming from the Motifake Master.
RON - January 22, 2009, 7:29 pm, #53853
Thanks MARK...by the way...love your logo of the eagle...am a eagle guy so really do appreciate your choice of.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 7:20 pm, #53848
I actually laughed out loud. 5


DEMISE OF MUSIC -


TAGS: grammies then and now
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:36 am, #242332
Everyone in the top picture was famous for their songs. In the lower picture, they're famous for being famous. 5L.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:38 am, #227179
Top pic, everyone but Yoko has talent and she is married to Lennon, lower pic is talent free.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226491
good point
realogic - December 9, 2011, 6:35 pm, #226490
The big difference tho is that between '39 and '75 they didn't have a drunken wh*** like snookey, a metro***ual at best Justine beaver, and w/e the hell that other girl is.
Airman - December 9, 2011, 1:02 pm, #226481
You are correct. My parents did not embrace the British Invasion.. they still listened to Perry Como, Frank, and Big Band. I listen to way more new stuff than they ever did..
CloudchaserS - December 8, 2011, 11:57 pm, #226471
Here's my question. Back in '75, did people who remembered music popular in '39 look at what was popular in '75 and wonder what happened?
Greeny - December 8, 2011, 6:40 pm, #226462
It's happening everyw here


HERO -


TAGS: hero marine no regret respect
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - December 12, 2011, 7:09 pm, #226549

not sure but i recently watched a nightline episode and it may be the marine they featured. the guy's name was dale beatty. i've googled and it does look alot like him.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:16 am, #226388

i seriously doubt the marine is even aware of this poster.
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 12:15 am, #226387

check your personal messages for the "how to..."
knots1987 - December 4, 2011, 7:47 pm, #226379
how can i order thiese prints for my patients?
Reality Lord - May 27, 2011, 5:56 pm, #219266

i'm the creator dude....contact me here through pm's
rerun - May 27, 2011, 5:19 pm, #219262

just copy it to your PC, print & use.
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 6:22 pm, #206138
This poster makes me want to cry. My best friend Adam was killed in Afghanistan on the 4th and he was sposed to be coming home the 22nd to spend Christmas with his newborn son...a poster that can do that = 5L. n1 Reality Lord
politician2u - December 8, 2010, 11:01 pm, #206115
can someone identify this Marine? Please? My company wants to meet him and possibly present him with something.
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 8:26 pm, #195528
This poster is great... but you are a very inconsiderate lover.
Reality Lord - September 25, 2010, 7:39 pm, #195526

wow...really touched by the comments. ag is right...score is nothing compared to what people say.
deadluvva - September 25, 2010, 8:36 am, #195457
Man oh man this one rocked me.............
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:34 am, #195345
5L
GySgt1811 - September 24, 2010, 10:23 am, #195337
(Silent. With an ache in my heart, and more pride than is proper to admit to.)
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:41 pm, #195206
HOORAH
CleverUserName - September 23, 2010, 7:35 pm, #195190
Excellent. 5L's.
tellitlikeitis - September 23, 2010, 7:29 pm, #195188
True patriot, excellent one RL.


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm, #244910
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm, #228964

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm, #228963
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


THE NUTCRACKER - Toy soldiers battle the rats, you uncultured swine


TAGS: sense makes none nutcracker
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by aPauling

twill1962 - October 6, 2012, 2:01 am, #239807
John, guy in upper left is the Nutcracker. And, the Nutcracker is ballet based on a children's Chrstmas story. It is NOT Broadway.
xbrittanyx14 - October 5, 2011, 7:25 pm, #224768
The nutcraker is a ballet, not a broadway show.
John - September 8, 2008, 3:16 pm, #19744
-Im usually way too busy eyeing up the men...
John - September 8, 2008, 2:37 pm, #19730
Did anyone else see the guy in the top lefthad corner WTF? also uncultured just because you dont pay attention to g** broadway shows
mazumi - August 29, 2008, 1:39 pm, #17550
Actually, she's practicing good gun safety. You should never put your finger on the trigger until you're ready to fire.
D4V3 - July 2, 2008, 8:49 am, #7898
someone should tell that chick where the trigger is... the gun doesnt fire itself sweetheart!
Burn - July 1, 2008, 4:14 pm, #7805
Nice...
Ernie - June 26, 2008, 1:46 pm, #7107
Excellent observation! Well done!


A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.




YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm, #243306
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am, #221723
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am, #221052
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm, #221039
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm, #221033
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm, #221031
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


THERE IS ALWAYS - Someone better than you


TAGS: you re not the best troll
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

motifayk - July 1, 2012, 5:44 am, #236858
IMH trOllpinion - The best troll ever has been the myth that we only use 10%-15% of our brains... Maybe trolls manage to make people use only that much.
CaptainDingDong - April 1, 2012, 4:57 pm, #232533
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 9:00 pm, #232001
At the seaside villa he is in ;)
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #232000
Agreed... such a shame that I don't live in England XD would've tried that as well
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:37 am, #231965
Yeah, when I first read that story, I said ‘d***!’
caveman - March 24, 2012, 10:03 am, #231956
Winning
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:20 am, #231953
Agreed... although most trolls are a bit immature and thinks that if they just say nasty things that are off topic that they are good...
jig - March 24, 2012, 8:14 am, #231952
The greatest internet myth ever. Making thousands of people believe it ...THAT's trolling.


OSCAR PISTORIUS -


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am, #238722
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am, #238706
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm, #238094
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am, #238090
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


JABBA AND JUNE - Luke and Leia weren't the only twins separated at birth


TAGS: june shannon jabba
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by vilnius

tellitlikeitis - October 13, 2012, 8:51 pm, #239936
This rocks... geez I can't stand these backwoods people.


DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89366
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm, #89331
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and a**ault rifle from halo


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm, #232769
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm, #250884
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm, #250883
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm, #250881
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm, #224050
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm, #224025

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm, #224024

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm, #224023

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am, #224009
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm, #223999
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm, #223996
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm, #223995

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm, #223994
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm, #223993
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm, #223992

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm, #223987
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm, #223986
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm, #223985

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm, #223981
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am, #223966
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am, #223965
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am, #223964
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


GREAT HUNT -


TAGS: city folk no humor
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - October 19, 2012, 7:11 pm, #240066
Geez, sorry, Air…..did your pappy have an artist?
Airman - October 19, 2012, 6:02 pm, #240064
Wow.. that is the spitting image of my late father.. his beard was a tad shorter but that is him. 5 Airman is freaking out over here
GaryO - October 19, 2012, 4:36 pm, #240063
Thought ya might, you ol' fossil.....cheers
maoworks2 - October 19, 2012, 4:28 pm, #240062
Thanks GaryO Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L Turkeys.


THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


EPIC FACEPALM -


TAGS: when you just know you messed up
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

oni - October 2, 2009, 3:54 pm, #123368
rofl wat he did ?
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 12:00 pm, #121121
*poster
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 11:55 am, #121119
Great movie and a great poser
LogicDude - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am, #121113
Most excellent! 5!
The Goat - September 23, 2009, 11:22 am, #121110
Bambi meets Godzilla - the remake!
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 10:40 am, #121096
5 Kung-fu hustlin' lions


MONDAY - Is a horrible way To spend the 1/7 Of your life


TAGS: oh no it s monday again
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Sho



AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm, #244706
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm, #244703
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm, #244519
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm, #244495
Wow
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm, #244469
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am, #244456
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am, #244435
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am, #244433
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm, #244421
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm, #244420
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm, #244419

wow
Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm, #244389
the FEELS! 5Ls


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by okami

Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm, #221533
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am, #221507
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am, #221501
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am, #221443
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am, #221413
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


ATHEISM -


TAGS: hey mark no tunneling here
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

mrwhyte - September 13, 2010, 7:48 pm, #193629
This is asolutely hilarious especially with how atheists get so bent out of shape.. They have artificially created bacteria.. Which now can lead to more theories we are just a scientific experiment.. Hey someone has put props out to our alien overlords.
forseti - April 4, 2010, 6:49 pm, #169532
Don't believe in any god but this is great! 5 ;)
Occupo Noctis - January 4, 2010, 5:08 pm, #150153
Somebody light a match.. too many brain farts in here...
mitchell93 - November 3, 2009, 11:11 am, #133746
at least there is proof of the big bang homo
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm, #112254
Full theory of life, Science edition. http://www.motifake.com/view.php?id=67540
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:07 pm, #112237
Big Bang...yeah, that's what your Mom said...is that realistic enough you prick?
John Doe - August 26, 2009, 2:41 pm, #112227
The big bang formed debris which clung to each other because of the gravitational pulls.They eventually became as large as planets.chemical reactions formed bacteria that evolved into life forms.More realistic than a prick that created life out of nothing
BoneCD - July 31, 2009, 8:23 am, #102994
Mad cow to you pin ***k
Harrison - July 31, 2009, 7:38 am, #102993
This is bull****. The person who made this has the mental capacity and open-mindedness of a dead cow.
Guest - March 20, 2009, 3:26 pm, #66843
Ugh. This poster is about as accurate about atheism as the "makes perfect sense" posters against religion are.
Nero V - March 12, 2009, 9:23 pm, #65338
An atheist is someone who doesn't believe in any gods. Not 'God' with a capital G, this is a specific reference to the Abrahamic god. We simply don't believe in any gods at all.
logic - March 10, 2009, 10:09 pm, #64975
well did a little reading and it seems were haveing a etymology argument that has been had many a time. either one of us could be right, i conced since i could be wrong or right but either way it dosent matter the final result is nearly identical.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:56 pm, #64972
look at the root of the word (adding a before theism) the origin of the word refered to people who rejected all forms of theism yes thats rejecting there theorys of god, and i understand paganism is broad and it may not be necessarily a theistic belief
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:53 pm, #64971
atheism |ˈāθēˌizəm| noun the theory or belief that God does not exist. Do you know anything about religion? OBVIOUSLY NOT! I am a Pagan, and paganism is a very broad religion, and very open to interpretation.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64969
sorry but the word itself not what people have come to use as the common term simply means a rejection of theism (hence a-theist) while some pagans may claim atheism but paganism can be argues to be a type of theism so dosent quite work
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:50 pm, #64968
The funny thing is- I bet you're one of those people who claim to be atheist and have no idea what Atheism is.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:47 pm, #64967
also there was no magic, the expantion of the universe is all physics and extractions of events that can be tested small scale today. and not knowing what was before the universe (we have some good theroys) isnt the same as saying it came from nothing
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:46 pm, #64966
Atheism is not believing in a God, actually ''logic''. There are Pagan Atheists. You're thinking nihilist.
logic - March 10, 2009, 9:44 pm, #64964
actually atheism is being non theist, or not accepting religions. so its a rejection of belief. not to mention saying something came from nothing then became something is a straw man simple minded theists use because they wont reserch the theorys
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:17 pm, #64960
Atheism is more of a belief


THE FINAL CHUCK NORRIS FACT. - Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris in "Way Of The Dragon".


TAGS: bruce lee chuck norris
Rating: 3.38/5
Gamedoc - April 21, 2012, 10:00 am, #233632
True, but in Chuck's case it was only TEMPORARY...Bruce's was permanent, which just goes to show you how awesome Chuck is. =p
Seiji - March 25, 2011, 1:56 am, #215186
he did not kill chuck norris. chuck norris only wanted you to thank he was dead
Koradan - January 29, 2010, 11:44 am, #155098
Sure he killed Chuck Norris. He is also DEAD. Co-incidence?
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:15 pm, #152725
If Bruce Lee killed chuck norris, who is on informercials for a home gym, and whos dead O: (happy produceman?)
mmmBingSoo - December 3, 2009, 3:45 am, #142058
bruce lee is way better then chuck why the hell is this getting such a low score
Produceman117 - December 2, 2009, 10:26 pm, #141908
I'm waiting for someone to say that Chuck Norris somehow caused Bruce Lee's real death.
Sean - December 2, 2009, 4:59 pm, #141859
Dammit! I haven't seen that one yet.


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm, #217022
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm, #216789
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am, #216774
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am, #216757
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm, #216709
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm, #216697
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm, #216683
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm, #216675
Very nice.


BRAVERY -


TAGS: no one knows your fear
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Bandit5906 - April 2, 2012, 11:58 am, #232582
A very special image!


READ TWILIGHT I WILL NOT - Rip my own eyes out much I would rather.


TAGS: yoda read twilight will not
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

Woodywood03c - April 14, 2012, 9:58 pm, #233306
lol
Heartbreakdrake - February 29, 2012, 6:08 am, #230334
Very funny I like good job


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am, #242419
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


IMAGINE THAT -


TAGS: chuck norris cat humor
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Kyronic - December 17, 2012, 1:46 am, #241580
I once witnessed something like this with a friend's pets. It was a wiener dog, but was still pretty awesome. The cat did some karate chops and eventually pinned the dog to a wall with its paw. The dog ran off and the cat jumped up on a desk like a boss.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:10 pm, #228949
You should upload to Dig My Dog site


SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...




PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm, #226608
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm, #226026
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am, #226004
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK -


TAGS: snow funny giraffe
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Grimgravy

IllicoPresto - April 22, 2011, 2:20 am, #217065
It says pretty clearly that they're giraffes.
Sho - April 21, 2011, 7:47 pm, #217031
I'm the only one that noticed those are deers?


GARDEN GNOMES -


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm, #250644
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm, #250448
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm, #250444

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


T I M E -


TAGS: time hard knocks school berlioz
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 21, 2013, 1:16 pm, #247968

classicly de-motivating


THE HISTORY OF THE MIDDLE FINGER - and yew thought yew knew every plucking thing!


TAGS: knowledge about england vs france
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by forseti

culos - March 5, 2011, 4:19 pm, #213627
He is, and dysfunctional too!
wilson - March 4, 2011, 3:42 pm, #213562
its not the original picture, and mikey is not from england or france, he's a dutchboy
forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:41 am, #176069
GS: thx for what? Did yew reject the first version and forced me to change this perfect fittin' line?!?*fg* no problem ;)
spacedog - May 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #176052
Nice, 5Ls.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 2:34 pm, #176017
pluck yew forseti!!! 5 informative L's!
Mongo - May 14, 2010, 2:00 pm, #176010
Well done....
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 1:52 pm, #176009
5 plucking l's for yew foreskinny
GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 1:38 pm, #176006
forseti, thanks, 5L
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:29 pm, #176003
Well pluck yew too! 5 birds!


JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by okami

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am, #250017
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am, #215562
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am, #215508
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


A MESSAGE FROM YOUR IT GUY -


TAGS: he s not kidding around
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 4:10 am, #249224
This ..... is going in my office displayed so people have to read it before talking to me XD
FatherTyme - June 30, 2011, 8:27 pm, #220806
GOOD LAWD!!! I wish I could give this 10 RAWRING BLODD THIRSTY SALIVATING LIONS!!! I work as an IT sheep and we've been all but muzzled from saying the above. Thank you Air, thank you for for speaking on behalf of us all *begins to sob uncontrollably*
phydeaux - April 24, 2010, 1:46 am, #173228
5 Gb/s for Airman! Epic AMSOME! I can NOT begin to tell you how true this is! As the Senior Systems Administrator (unix/linux) at a good sized DoD (USN) Facility, this hits a perfect bullseye. Made an instant fav, and will be printed and on my wall!!!


MAMA CASS - If she had only given that sandwich to Karen Carpenter, they'd both be alive today.




TRUE FRIENDS -




HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT -


TAGS: dog nose alien
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

Bob85 - November 29, 2013, 4:58 pm, #251289
If you let your eyes go out of focus the center one kind of looks like an owl wearing an ammo belt.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 11:17 am, #240967
Good one, Emilio…5L for the composition…and yes, we like irth…gonna sit, stay. Woof.
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:27 am, #240966
Kinda explains GaryO too!
MissPriss - November 26, 2012, 9:26 am, #240965
Thanks...now when I have to go feed the dog, she's gonna freak me out when she looks at me! 5Lien dogs...that explains a lot though teehee. You've gotta drop this by outthere!


The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm, #249027
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm, #248019
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm, #247986
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am, #247899
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm, #247892
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm, #247891
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm, #247830
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am, #245560
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by okami

gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am, #225755
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm, #199407
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am, #181371
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am, #238327
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


Knock at 3am -




BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am, #241120
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm, #216567
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm, #216565
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm, #216564
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #216398
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm, #216341

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm, #216339
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm, #216319
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm, #216315
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm, #216314
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am, #216295
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am, #216293
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


AMERICA - Where Violence & Ignorance Are Celebrated, But Intellect & Reason Are Mocked


TAGS: america intelligence brains stupidity ignorance
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by SethMythrax

SethMythrax - July 29, 2012, 6:47 am, #237836
Its a sad World we are living in now days.....
GaryO - July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm, #237815
Yeah, freedom to be stupid is rife here. Still the least worst…. by a huge margin.
RonE - July 28, 2012, 7:23 am, #237765
Don't forget the glorification from uneducated simple minded voters who cannot tell the politicians are playing them like a skin flute in a p***o.
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:21 pm, #237752
Not at all. America though glorifies it in Movies & Songs though.....
mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:45 pm, #237719
hehehe... would you be surprised if isn't the only place?


EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm, #179858
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm, #179851
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm, #179849
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm, #179845
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm, #179843
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179842
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm, #179841
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179840
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm, #179839
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm, #179837
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179834
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm, #179833
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179832

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179830
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm, #179829
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm, #179828
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm, #179827

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm, #179826
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm, #179824
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179812

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm, #179811

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm, #179810
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.56/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am, #233919
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


IGNORANCE - When you put every knowledge aside for looking cool as hell.




SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: economics 101
Rating: 4.8/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm, #244030
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)


CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE - Go to the airport, you'll get a free x-ray, breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda you will get a free colonoscopy


TAGS: tsa bre*** examination xray colonoscopy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - August 16, 2011, 5:36 am, #223054
LOL... 5o funny


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm, #225591
this is cool


GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm, #217322
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm, #217298
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm, #217282
Heheh


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am, #246743
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm, #220885
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am, #220883
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm, #220050
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am, #219865
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm, #219841
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm, #219839
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm, #219837
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm, #219836
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm, #219833
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am, #219817
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am, #219816
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am, #219814
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with t***.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am, #219813
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway ***" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am, #219809
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am, #219804
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am, #215019
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am, #215018
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm, #214960
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jdog97

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm, #248178
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm, #244785
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


THERE IS NO SPOON - I'm pretty sure it's a spoon.




YOU DO REALIZE - That this means war.


TAGS: cat annoyed war
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

Lavinator - April 14, 2012, 1:17 am, #233239
Such a great look...
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 5:25 pm, #231712
You're not supposed to get it wet or feed it after midnight
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:38 pm, #231694
(carebear BANNED)


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


BACON TURTLES - Way cooler than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


TAGS: bacon turtles nom nom nom
Rating: 4.18/5

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Neener - October 17, 2010, 1:54 pm, #198667
Man I'm hungry now
familyghost - April 29, 2010, 7:10 pm, #173987
Recipe. Now.


GO ON - You know you want to




Call Me Weird -


TAGS: nonconformism individual vs crowd
Rating: 4.9/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 2:49 am, #256009
i am too :) lol


MYSTERY SOLVED -




DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAA! - CAPTAIN CHAOS!!


TAGS: cannonball dom captain ciaos
Rating: 4.71/5

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niz - June 17, 2012, 4:52 pm, #236351
I just watched cannonball run! 5L
Budog - June 13, 2012, 1:18 pm, #236234
LMAO, thanks for the laugh today! 5L
CloudchaserS - June 13, 2012, 9:54 am, #236231
"JJ, I saved that woman's dog!" 5L because I loved that movie when I was a pup!
TheSanityInspector - June 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #236230
Dom DeLuise, RIP...


KLUTZES - We all know one




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am, #226186
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am, #226011
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm, #225980
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm, #225957
OMG XD


REVENGE -




DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




ZOMBIE GNOMES -




LEONARDO DA VINCI CAN'T COMPREHEND -


TAGS: leonardodavinci pocket knowledge cats arguments
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242533
Lookin’ at RD’s avatar and this poster in the comment section kinda gives me a hankerin’ for some doublemint gum
Silverheart - January 16, 2013, 4:05 pm, #242532
RD, I didn't realize that this was your avatar when I picked it... I just looked for a pic of Leonardo Da Vinci to go with the phrase... and I think we all like teh kittehz on teh netz.
Rudedog - January 16, 2013, 2:39 pm, #242531
Ok so I like cats
Doggit - January 16, 2013, 9:01 am, #242521
I have been exposed
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:03 pm, #242514
Rudedog??? And I thought he was just happy to be here… (5L, btw)


GODS TEAM -


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am, #156383
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm, #133972
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm, #113319
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm, #113318
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm, #113317
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm, #113316
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm, #113314
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm, #113313
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm, #113307
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....


MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom


TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am, #116231
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm, #112832
INFINITY! :D


DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.


TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am, #240041
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am, #240036
Where can I get some?


IT 'S JUST WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG ! -


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am, #243703
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm, #243689
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm, #243682
well done...


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm, #238393
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm, #238377
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm, #238376
LOL!


INOCULATTE -


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Chillax

Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm, #155037
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm, #155028

I could take coffee like this all day


AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am, #106348
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am, #239002
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am, #149101
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...




PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.23/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm, #243519
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm, #243517
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




MUNCHING. - Because 'OM NOM NOM NOM' just wasn't good enough.


TAGS: hamster om nom nom munching cute carrot
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

rerun - September 5, 2010, 6:01 pm, #192437

what? I just goy my latest check yesterday...
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:57 pm, #192431
and make them funny too
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 1:56 pm, #192430
Naw.. i just ment that some of you guys are professionals, and can create posters very easily
ICEMAN - September 5, 2010, 1:23 pm, #192427
Pro Motifakers? We get paid for this???
rerun - September 5, 2010, 11:31 am, #192404

you are doing fine, remember quality over quantity
Benlulz - September 5, 2010, 11:30 am, #192402
Yeah well.. its one of my first so ... i still gotta learn alot from the pro motifakers.
whatukno - September 5, 2010, 10:02 am, #192378
I would have went with a ***w j**/gerbil a*** reference, but that's just me.


PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.


TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm, #234421
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am, #234403
Thanks, made me laugh.


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